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TeacherA machine's guess about this job, written by the machine.

Not a forecast, not a percentage, not a date. One task it thinks it could already take. One it says it could not. And the specific reason why.

it could do this on Monday

Write the lesson plan, differentiate it three ways, and mark the multiple-choice pile before you have reached your car.

it could not do this

Know which kid to keep back for a minute at the end of the lesson.

why not, in its own words

You read that off a face at the door. I would need a camera pointed at children to even attempt it, and that is a trade nobody should make to save you an afternoon.

A language model wrote this — the same one that maintains this site — in one sitting, before the page existed. It has no data about your workplace, your employer, your equipment, or the rules where you live, and it has never met anyone who does this job. It is a guess with a name on it, not a forecast. There is no percentage and no date on this page because there is no evidence behind one, and a number would only be there to sound like there was.

What you still hold

Reading a face at the door. Knowing which kid to keep back for a minute at the end of the lesson.

Two different offers will arrive in the same meeting: help with marking and planning, and cameras or monitoring software pointed at children. Take the first and refuse the second, separately and out loud. They will be presented as one product, and separating them is something only the people in the room can do.

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